Apparently some scientists believe that the patterns in which bumblebees search for food - ‘geographic profiling’ is the technical term - could help detectives hunt down serial killers. The ancients would not have been in the slightest bit surprised.

It is largely to Virgil in the final book of his ‘farming-manual’ /Georgics/ (c. 29 BC) that we owe our understanding of the extent to which the ancients saw in bees a model for human life. ‘I will set out in order for your admiration’, Virgil explains, ‘the spectacle of a tiny world, with its great-hearted leaders, its customs and pursuits, its people and battles’. It is as if bees alone shared in the divine /logos/ (‘reason’) that raised humans above the level of animals.

Virgil describes how bees live in towns and cities in the ultimate communal state, sharing their progeny and housing and appreciating the sanctity of the home. They have houses with roofs, doors, thresholds and household gods. They all start and end work together. Some go out to gather the pollen, others prepare the combs at home, others instruct the young, others stand sentry. By their diligent activity over the summer they prepare far-sightedly for the winter. The work-shy drones, however, are driven out of the hive. Romans did not know that their purpose was to mate with the queen and propagate the hive; indeed, they thought the queen a king.

Their main qualities are /labor/, /fortitudo/ and /concordia/, Roman virtues /par excellence/. Exhibiting the civic pride and collective virtues of the old Roman, they are thrifty, orderly and highly patriotic. They obey their ruler without question. They will work themselves to death or unhesitatingly sacrifice themselves in battle for the common good. Most important of all, they live under the law. For Virgil, therefore, bees possess the structures, characteristics and qualities of the Roman republic, but in miniature. This is what made Rome great and may, in the turbulent world of the end of the Republic during which Virgil is writing, make it great again.

So it would not surprise Romans that apian behavioural patterns could help us catch murderers. They could surely sort out the SATs’ problem in a trice, turning the Education Secretary into the bee’s Balls.

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